spam filter

With AOL, a feature that prevents you from reading important mail, but shows you spam in your inbox.

If you use AOL, remember to check your inbox for important emails. AOL calls it your "spam folder."

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Spam Account

A spam account is.. yikes.. well, it's mainly just a Instagram account filled with what you'd expect: spam. It's mainly just teens complaining about their lives through pictures. There's usually way over 1000 posts and it doesn't stop them.

It's mainly just another way to show how egotistical you are.

Person 1: Hey, how many posts does your Spam Account have?
Person 2: Let me check.. oh, 5,031 posts
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you what do you even post
Person 2: Literally just pictures of my cat. Or maybe how my boyfriend broke up with me. Sometimes it's memes. You never know.
Person 1: You egotistical fuck.

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going spam

Going spam is when you go harder than going ham. Originated during a Call of Duty game in which two girls decided that they were going to go spam and eliminate the competition. They failed, but they still went spam.

"FUCK GOING HAM! WE GOING SPAM!"

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video spamming

spamming someone over an instant messenger (AIM, MSN, YAHOO) with loads of links from YouTube. They'll give you a link and give you another after 10 seconds without even letting you finish watching the first one.

Video Spamming Example:
Tom: Dude check out this video: -insert video link- (10 minutes long)
John: Awesome!
Tom: And this one!! -insert video link-
Tom: LOL LOOK AT THIS ONE -insert video link-
Tom: HOLY SHIT LOL THIS IS HELAL FUNNY RIGHT HERE -insert video link-

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Spam Whale

A big fat Canadian who sits on his couch all day under a pile of empty Tim Horton's boxes. He hates Jews and Americans but isn't really sure why. His spelling is atrocious but gets better with each beer he consumes. He has no elbow.

Look at that big, dumb, fat idiot. He must be a Spam Whale. LMAO

Did you hear the one about the Spam Whale and his computor? :D

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SEO Spam

Any attempt at SEO that goes beyond legitimate means.

SEO Spam is what Non-believer described as SEO.

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Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."