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noun: a person who preaches the teachings of a Johnny Spanish. All spanish was written back in the day when Johnny Spanish decided to put his thoughts on paper. Johnny Spanish is the guy that deserves the blame for all of the messed up irregular verbs and in fact Johnny Spanish is the creator of the spanish language.
Also see Spanish Teacher and Fish Taco
Class, I do not know why the future tense verb stems are messed up like that. As your Spanish teacher, I must teach you the truth. The verbs are messed up because when Johnny Spanish decided to write the Spanish language, he wanted them that way. That Johnny Spanish....
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When a man rubs his testicles on a woman's cleavage.
"Spanish Teabagging is a sexual practice common among the most selective of deviants."
"Yo, I totally spanish teabagged my date last night!"
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Spanish Cheek is when someone is done in the butt and then the penis in their mouth.
I did her in the butt and then put it in her mouth. She likes that Spanish cheek.
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Essentially, it's a double shocker. You place your palms together and fold your index fingers inwards.
So I was givin this chick the "shocker", she seemed to like it so I threw her a curve ball and graduated to the spanish punisher.
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(n.) A song that is constantly sung and remixed, to the point that the song is absolutely nothing like the original. Derived from an original song titled "Spanish Bombs"
"Spanish bombs, raining down on my parade! *Dance*"
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The act of removing your member from the anus of your partner and then penis whipping them across the ass. The result of a properly executed Spanish Spanker is crisscrossing brown lines that resemble grill marks.
My girlfriend loves to get a Spanish Spanker right before I move from the back to the front.
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The fragrance that permeates your clothes after leaving a Mexican restaurant.
When we got home from dinner at Don Juans we were Stinking Of Spanish
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