Random
Source Code
Random
When a man suprises a unsuspecting woman with a cum shot.
Dude, I was at the airport and I blew a load on this fat chicks face then ran away!!! SPERM ASSULT!!!!!!
The result of dryed up ejaculate on a face.
Steve could not go out Saturday because of the sperm burn recieved on Friday night.
a fag whose breath smells like sperm when he burps
fuckin a man get out of my face you sperm burper.go burp your sperm somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Women who all have a child with the same mans sperm and support each other for the sake of the children.
"We didn't know too much about each other, but now that we're sperm sisters our sons have the right to know their brothers from other mothers"
Its when a guy shoots a load of sperm in a girls hair, and she massages it into her scalp.
"Dude, i gave that girl the biggest sperm perm in the world last night."
The discharge that exist the penis right before the actual sperm. Also known as pre-nut. Loser sperm can actually cause conception resulting in a very stupid child that will grow into a stupid adult. Also known as Emo kids.
Sure you pulled out in time, but your son listens to emo music and crys...often. Your mistake of a son is the result of loser sperm.
a fat person who wants to be a whore
person 1: dude, i got with hailey last night
person 2: sorry to break it to you man, but she's a sperm whale
person 1: *starts crying* i thought she felt heavy!