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Mac "hey bob" smacks bobs butt
Bob "get away from me, that was spongebob gay!!"
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The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.
Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.
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A short, yellowish fellow with more than the recommended amount of holes. Also cannot drive, because he can't reach the pedals.
1) TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH, at night . Said Spongebob Squarepants
2) look at that Spongebob that just crashed!
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A technique used in various cartoons in which the camera zooms into a character's face revealing disgusting or grotesque features (ex. bloodshot eyes, nosehairs, pimples, etc.) that usually are not noticed when the camera is at a certain distance from the character. Commonly used in the show "Spongebob Squarepants".
Spongebob: Hey Squidward, has my Acne Cream worked yet?
Viewer 1: Get ready for a Spongebob Close-up, dude!
(T.V. zooms into a still frame revealing Spongbob's ghastly outbreak)
Viewer 2: Ughghgh!
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Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)
Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)
What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck
Shrimp- minced oath (shit)
Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)
Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!
SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!
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An extremely stupid and sad fail, extremely far into a Catastrophic+ tower in JToH.
The best example of this, is when LiteratureDesk failed an incredibly easy jump on the final stretch of Citadel of Infinite Void.
Dude, I had a Sad Spongebob Fail on last jump of Tower of Vacant Hindrances..
A phrase commonly said to someone who doesn't know, or doesn't seem to know something very basic or elementary.
"What do you mean you don't know how to roll a joint? It's first grade, Spongebob!"
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