squirt sponge

When a man deficates on the floor or bed while another man (the squirt sponge) lays in it to "absorb" the smelly mess.

Donald invited his coworker Emmett over on Halloween. He then scared the shit out of Emmett and became a squirt sponge to clean up the mess.

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Sponge Day

The best thing since Porch Day. On Bungie's off topic forum, The Flood, many parody threads were made referencing various characters' views/memoirs from the Spongebob universe.

Example of Sponge Day:
Topic:What the hell?
Post:This sponge and his snail just moved into me! Help!

(From the view of Spongebob's house, a pineapple)

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a sponge bob

When 28 guys cum on a sponge and throw it at a unsuspected passer buy

Hey guys let's give that dude a sponge bob!

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plunge the sponge

V. to attempt to give yourself an abortion with no medical experience whatsoever

Redneck 1 "I ain't gonna payin' for no abortion! C'mon honey, lets plunge the sponge!"

Redneck 2 "your too fucking drunk to drive, let alone this shit!"

Redneck 1 (Chainsaw revs) "bend over bitch!"

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nut sponge

An oval shaped sponge used for washing your nuts.

Johnny Knoxville needed to use a nut sponge after being in a severe accident where he broke his "ding-ding" to get the blood off.

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Fun Sponge

Fun Sponge is a person in a gaming community that is typically an admin that lets NOONE have any fun. They will no clip everywhere and watch your every single move! They generally take EVERY rule and hold tight to it! No one likes them...

During gameplay, The two fun sponges, Digitalkiller and Lazer, Banned me for having a trap door. They fun sponged me and by banning me.

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[love] [sponge]

A partner that needs lots of lovin's. A chronic snuggler.

insensitive guy:"What's wrong baby?"
oversensitive girl:"My love sponge is dry!"

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