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Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
"I would've made it here sooner, but a couple of douches were car-spooning at the crosswalk."
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The human penis.
"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"
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When two people spoon, this is the person in front. Also known as the little spoon, they compliment the alpha spoon.
He's tall and I'm small, so I usually wind up as the beta spoon.
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A game where you drive through an inner city, and when you see a black person you throw a spoon at him/her only after screaming NIGGER!
The catch is that if you miss, you have to exit the car and retrieve said spoon.
Tony just got rocked after a failed attempt at a fine game o' nigger spoons
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A back-street café, from which you can obtain various dishes (all-day breakfast, sausage sandwich, etc) that are lavishly coated in grease and served in a paper bag for you to enjoy outside.
A "Greasy Spoon" usually serves a heart attack on a plate.
Fancy a trip to the greasy spoon? I could do with a heart attack on a plate.
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The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.
Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:
"Where's Josh?"
"He's already spooning the toilet."
"Did you get pictures?"
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A person who knows nothing about real financial responsibility. They've never really had to work for much in life. They usually believe that, because of the money they have access to, they can have anything they want, including people.
"Stephanie tried to steal my boyfriend!"
"That girl is nothing but a silver spoon. Her parents have money, and she has a trust fund waiting for her when she turns 25."
Vienna Girardi is a silver spoon. She is quoted from The Bachelor, "I'm a huge daddy's girl. I'm his only daughter, so I'm his little princess. He spoils me rotten. He's bought me like five cars because I keep wrecking them."
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