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The metaphoric ejaculation of semen due to over excitement, or extreme happiness.
Or the term can be used in the literal sense.
There is so much taned leather and brass on that toaster a steampunk junkie is libel to drop squid.
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I was getting real hungry you see?, so I just dropped squid on her back and ran to micky D's..
A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.
The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!
When a male's soft penis hangs over the rim of the toilet while he poops, and he decides to play with it.
I accidentally walked in on Andrew playing Jiggly Squid while he was pooping... It was so small.
When the top of your beanie is shaped like a squid's head.
person 1: Hey your beanie's got a squid-top.
person 2: Oh, really?
Whenever you and your significant other are getting it on under the covers and then you feel that he/she is wet, get even more turned on.. then you realize she squirted and shit herself all over the bed. She squid farted.
I was getting really horny because I thought I was getting her really wet, but she actually squid farted under the covers.
When your women squirts into her panties or thong respectively the given name was chosen. It can also be a kink.
Yo me and my girl got so kinky last night I made her squid thong