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lke a russian starfish, but... with a sandpaper glove.
man he grated me up the other night with that sandpaper starfish.
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When the sweat rolls down your back into the crack of your ass and dries around your butthole forming a salty ring..
It's so hot outside right now it's just one of those chocolate starfish margarita kind of days..
Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.
1) "dude....awkward turtle."
"... awkward humping starfish ."
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when ones whole hand enters the anus, the person then proceeds to open their hand and make a starfish shape inside your rectum
i tried the chocolate starfish the other day, i got my fingernails stuck in his bummole.
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When, after having sixteen Tequila Fannybangers and six pounds of pulled pork with Tapatio hot sauce, you will commence shitting your life out. As fecal matter evacuates your rectum with the fury of all of the Earth's volcanoes combined and your ankles begin sweating profusely, you are "blowing out the starfish".
"Hey Jeff, are you going to go for the Habenero chili?"
"Nah man, I don't want to blow out the starfish today."
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The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.
The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.
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Like a sexual pole vault, the woman is on all fours, and the gentleman then "leapfrogs" over her from behind, however his cock may get caught in either her vagina or anus, before he makes it fully over her.
This act can also be performed by a woman wearing a strap on dildo, to either a male or female recipient.
Fuck me, I did the rusty starfish leap with my girlfriend for the first time last night, got my cock square in her shitter first time, result.