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Someone shits on ur face and sits on it rocking back and forth like a steam roller.
She asked for a hot Carl and I surprised her with a Carl steamer instead.
This act is a regional specific demonstration of affection. This is when an individual craps on their partners chest, then sits on top of the crap and rolls back and forth in a steamer like motion. This must be within 8 hours of consuming a garbage plate. Best results are when pieces of macorni salad are visible.
Wrapping up the night, Karen and Josh went to get a garbage plate. Steamy drunk sex led Karen gifted Josh with the Rochester steamer.
A very moist fart that is “dropped” in a crowded area. The Millski steamer usually will leave stains in your shorts and has an overly offensive odor.
John just dropped another Millski steamer, let’s get the hell out of here.
When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.
Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!
The act of taking the nastiest greasiest shit and then proceeding to wipe your ass with a wad of toilet paper and then throwing it at someone’s door so that it sticks to it.
God dammit, Bryan just put another sticky steamer on Colby’s door!
When you eat a great deal of corn and spray corn shit all over your partners face after sex.
I gave that girl such a deluxe Selkirk Steamer last night you can call her Colonel Redenbacher!
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In the province of Quebec, Canada, on the eve of St. Jean-Baptiste Day, Francophone’s go to sleep hoping for a Quebec steamer.
The Quebec Steamer itself is a pile of cheese curds left on the chest of the sleeping francophone. It is delivered by the Jean Baptiste bunny.
“Go to bed now or the Jean Baptiste Bunny won’t leave you any curds”
“Oh man, I’m so excited to get a Quebec Steamer tonight, those curds are always the best”