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An imaginary critter then will bite you and cause sleepiness
I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.
When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob
Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.
When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.
Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back
During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.
We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.
I'll eat your stump of your teeth haven't been all over it
Is when you drill a hole into a stump and use that hole for sexual purposes
Dave: I went on a camping trip with Trevor and I'm pretty sure we went stump humping