proudly stupid

An American phenomenon in which a vast segment of the population considers ignorant narrow-mindedness a virtue. Prime exponents and glowing role models include Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, which is not to overlook the stable genius himself. In the hearts and minds of many, this is The Real America.

"Trump says it was rigged, it was rigged, that's good enough for me, so I believe the election was rigged, that is to say, stolen. I'll burn this country to the ground before I'll think otherwise", he declared loudly, proudly stupid. Damn straight.

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Stupid rules

Boundaries made by stupid fucking teachers or leaders who think the wrong things all the time and want to fuck up your life.

Coach: What were you doing in the locker room?
Guy: I was getting changed.
Coach: Nah, you were talking and wasting your fucking time. You're suspended from changing in the locker room for two weeks.
Guy: You know what, you're a stupid coach who makes stupid rules, you fucking dumbass.

artificial stupidity

artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.

Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"

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stupid liberal

The only kind of liberal there is.

That stupid liberal thinks that an AR-15 is a fully automatic assault rifle.

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stupid sarah

When you do something wrong that is obviously something you should know how to do right..

Cooking a meal for someone with a peanut allergy...

Allergic man: "Hey what flavour chicken is that?"
Cook: "Satay."
Allergic man: "stupid Sarah"

fucked stupid

When act of sexual intercourse is performed so well you cant formulate a complete sentence or lose control of motor functions.

Last night Jennifer got fucked stupid. She was flailing all around the room when i was done then rolled over and fell to sleep.

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Supreme Stupidity

1. An act of extreme stupidity by the U.S. Supreme Court.

2. An attempt to undermine democracy or destroy human rights through judicial fiat.

3. What happens when a bunch of clueless lawyers pretend to be God.

Notable examples include:

-- The recent (2010) decision to allow unlimited corporate and interest group contributions to U.S. political campaigns.

-- The Buck vs. Bell ruling that permitted forced sterilization of the mentall ill. Justice Holmes said at the time: “Three generations of imbeciles are enough.”

-- The Dred Scott case that invalidated restrictions on slavery, while mandating that all African-Americans be treated as "property" in the eyes of the law.

-- Plessy v. Ferguson, which formally legalized segregation, Jim Crow laws and minority disenfranchisement throughout the nation.

The highest court in the land committed another act of Supreme Stupidity in January 2010 when it opened the floodgates to unlimited corporate cash in the election process. Can you say "plutocracy?" Sure you can!

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