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Boundaries made by stupid fucking teachers or leaders who think the wrong things all the time and want to fuck up your life.
Coach: What were you doing in the locker room?
Guy: I was getting changed.
Coach: Nah, you were talking and wasting your fucking time. You're suspended from changing in the locker room for two weeks.
Guy: You know what, you're a stupid coach who makes stupid rules, you fucking dumbass.
artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.
Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"
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The only kind of liberal there is.
That stupid liberal thinks that an AR-15 is a fully automatic assault rifle.
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When you do something wrong that is obviously something you should know how to do right..
Cooking a meal for someone with a peanut allergy...
Allergic man: "Hey what flavour chicken is that?"
Cook: "Satay."
Allergic man: "stupid Sarah"
When act of sexual intercourse is performed so well you cant formulate a complete sentence or lose control of motor functions.
Last night Jennifer got fucked stupid. She was flailing all around the room when i was done then rolled over and fell to sleep.
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1. An act of extreme stupidity by the U.S. Supreme Court.
2. An attempt to undermine democracy or destroy human rights through judicial fiat.
3. What happens when a bunch of clueless lawyers pretend to be God.
Notable examples include:
-- The recent (2010) decision to allow unlimited corporate and interest group contributions to U.S. political campaigns.
-- The Buck vs. Bell ruling that permitted forced sterilization of the mentall ill. Justice Holmes said at the time: “Three generations of imbeciles are enough.”
-- The Dred Scott case that invalidated restrictions on slavery, while mandating that all African-Americans be treated as "property" in the eyes of the law.
-- Plessy v. Ferguson, which formally legalized segregation, Jim Crow laws and minority disenfranchisement throughout the nation.
The highest court in the land committed another act of Supreme Stupidity in January 2010 when it opened the floodgates to unlimited corporate cash in the election process. Can you say "plutocracy?" Sure you can!
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A stupid liberal is so narrow minded they would side with communists and terrorists before they would side with President Trump. A stupid liberal hates the 2nd amendment and supports gun control laws because they believe American's should be forcibly disarmed by the government. A "stupid liberal" has referred to this country as "fascist" for the last four years now. A stupid liberal clearly does not know the meaning of this word because if so they would not be on board with a mass gun confiscation. The stupid liberal refers to every white male as "privileged" and if you don't agree with them you're just a racist and should "check your privilege bro". A stupid liberal is politically challenged and knows many gender pronouns but knows nothing about history or world affairs. A stupid liberal is so blinded by their hate for Trump that they would vote for the Nazi party if it meant Trump out of office.
A stupid liberal walks into a bar and asks them for some matches, they said no and he said "bro, you're all a bunch of fascists".
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