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A swamp-donkey is a girl that gets guys that for some reason cant say no to any pussy no matter how smelly,repulsive,and blubber infested,it is. the swamp-donkey is also known to try to inpregnate her self in order to keep the dumb ass that was stupid enough to fuck that low life,gag-amaggot,cockhound, gutter-rat bitch!
I cant belive jeremy had a baby by that swamp donkey heather.
ya shes so fuckin ugly I wouldn't fuck her with a shot-gun well maybe a shot gun if loaded.Ha Ha that was not a joke.Seriously that bitch is so nasty you could run her over with a 18 wheeler and it would improve her looks.
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An unfortunate condition that results in extreme discomfort to ones anal opening. This condition is usually brought on by excessive perspiration, excessive friction / movement and incomplete anal paper work. Can also be brought on by liquid or solid content flatulence and excessive bowel movements.
A runner with diarrhea will experience swamp ass on warm summer days.
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hick; redneck; white trash; can be found living in a mobile home or in a ghetto, typically chain smokes cigarettes, and constantly puts work aside to get fucked up. Clothing consists of bib overalls, sleeveless flannel shirts, and pro wrestling t-shirts. Hobbies include gator hunting, porch drinking, shootin stuff, and starting a feud with the neighbors. Favorite music includes anything with a country ring to it as well as your classic christian rock(Praise Jesus!). Also have been know to talk using poor grammar and a deep southern accent, no matter what part of the country they are from.
Why does "Cawlee" keep refering to life the bayous if she is from Pennsylvania?
Just let her go, she's Swamp Trash
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The origin of this problem is the ass crack. Once sweaty it begins to get itchy, like you did not wipe well enough. After it gets unbearable you begin to scratch like crazy, and shortly thereafter your whole ass feels like one big cactus has spanked you for hours.
John and Bryan were walking home at a fast pace; Due to the intense friction, John's ass crack began to sweat and itch. Result, Swamp ass.
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a smelly sweaty hairy VAGina that nasty chicks like my girlfriend get more than often
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Someone so hideous that they should be banished to the sewers along with their parents who should not have brought such a monsterocity into the world and should of at least killed the child when they realised what a horrific freak of nature they were/are. If disease were a physical being, this is what they would look like.
The people working at checkout in tesco,
Phrases: ''She was a genuine swamp monster i have never seen anyone so vile''
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