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the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger
oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight
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Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
Bro, yesterday I did a twat swing, it felt great!
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When a nigger takes a huge swing while playing baseball and rarely makes contact but when he does it goes a mile.
"This kid is gunna take 3 nigger swings and strikeout"
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When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.
1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"
2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"
"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"
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Slang term for inter-racial ass to mouth.
Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"
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The guy at work who spends all day sucking up and kissing the bosses ass
John spends all day in the bosses office sucking up and making him coffee he's such a swing-dick.
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When somebody stops you from swinging for no apparent reason. Considered extremely rude in American culture.
David: Did you see Kaitlin swing-block Sam?
Carrie: Yeah, that was not cool at all.
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