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Alpha Taint

When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.

Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.

Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint

by John Denson April 5, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taint Brush

also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.

Nice beard guy, how does your boyfriend like the taint brush?

by DavidFourFingers March 13, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint mole

a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe

"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."

by cock turtle June 5, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint meat

the part between the pussy and ass

if the taint is brown dont go down!

by joe crackhead July 27, 2003

42๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


tainting the olive

When two men rub their assholes up and down the each others taint.

Tim and Linus were tainting the olive for hours last night. When they awoke they were chaffing like no other.

by Flint Whirly July 20, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint stain

a stain left in the underwear from (sweaty balls )or vagina, not to be confused with a skid mark

joe thought he left a skid mark in his drawers but it definitely was a taint stain

by masterstainer July 25, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint punch

Taint Punch- When your friend is bending over tieing his shoe or something and you uppercut him in his taint. Not very painfull but the look on the vicitim'a face is priceless. I have had it done to me and its very shocking.

When bob was picking up his keys I gave him a taint punch I think I stoped his heart for a second.

by taint man February 28, 2005

55๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž