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On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
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a tall socially awkward white guy.
Person 1: That tall white guy isn't very social.
Person2: Yeah he suffers from Tall White Guy Syndrome.
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While most emos are rather secluded, there is one type of emos that you just can't ignore: The Tall Skinny Emo.
TSEs are generally seen sitting in deserted hallways with their "emo" girlfriends.
At the core, TSEs aren't really emo, but wish that their life was bad enough to actually be emo. So they cover it up with lots of black. LOTS OF BLACK.
Even in the case of a dress code, TSEs will wear the required garment in the darkest shade possible with a black dressy shirt under.
"Man I hit that emo kid into the locker!"
"What emo kid? There's a million of 'em"
"The tall skinny emo kid"
"OH HIM!!"
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When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.
Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.
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National Tall Person Day.
November 14th
Do you always complain about being short? At least you don't have to worry about hitting your head on branches. On this day, make your tall friend bring their head down and give them a nice pat on the head, they deserve it. Might as well hand them 5$ for their troubles
Hey tall guy, how's the weather up there? Oh, it's National Tall Person Day? My bad, sorry dude.
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A deadly disease that afflicts Tall White Boys, mostly seen in those 5'10" (178 cm) or above and who play a sport of some kind. Those ridden by the disease are of college age, and are usually studying a management or business degree or are in over their heads on an engineering pursuit. Tall White Boy Syndrome's symptoms manifest most readily in cohorts. That it to say, the more Tall White Boys there are in a group, the more likely you are to see signs of Tall White Boy Syndrome. You can tell if someone is affected by Tall White Boy Syndrome by the way they act around other Tall White Boys: If incessant talk about "bitches" and "hoes" proceeds, with multiple jokes or harsh comments made about race, queer folk, or women, they most likely suffer form Tall White Boy Syndrome.
Symptoms include:
Wearing pit vipers, boatshoes, crocs, white Nike tube socks, Air Force 1s, Lululemon shorts, Vineyard Vines, etc.
Engaging in "locker room talk" and saying vile things that they wouldn't dare say to their mother, sister, or girlfriend
Inviting girls out to drink at 10:00 PM on a Tuesday night
Dropping slurs like there's no tomorrow
Fighting other Tall White Boys after drinking one too many Trulys
Taking off their shirt at every possible opportunity, most commonly during beach volleyball games
Tall White Boy Syndrome can happen to any type of Tall White Boy, but is most commonly seen in gym influencers, frat boys, or lacrosse players.
"And then after I explained to him that I was asexual, he told me that I just hadn't had good enough sex yet. Then he said that he could 'fix me'!! What the FUCK!"
"Oh yeah, that's definitely Brock. He suffers from Tall White Boy Syndrome."
"Well, yeah, I'm fine with gay people, I just wish that they didn't make being gay their whole personality!"
"Hmmm... I sense a severe case of Tall White Boy Syndrome."
If you see a Tall White Boy make casual jokes about sexually harassing "that hot chick over there", they most likely suffer from Tall White Boy Syndrome.
Anybody shorter than you is short. Is to be paired with Tall People Rule #3 to freely bully kids
According to Tall People Rule #11, you’re short