ghastly good taste

Interior decoration of mechanical perfection, lacking all life or connection to its owner. Furniture that you don't dare use, since actual use would destroy the design effect.

My aunt's house was furnished in ghastly good taste. She had plastic slipcovers on all the furniture so that we children wouldn't actually contact the fancy upholstery, and plastic runners on the carpets.

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Cultured taste in literature

The rejection of bad writing including but not limited to Twilight, Harry Potter, and other such garbage.

Sid: I like Twilight!
Lee: Ew.
Sid: You suck
Lee: I have a cultured taste in literature.

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taste of chaos

A smaller version of the emo/screamo/ska/indie fest, Warped Tour, where lonely kids can come and dance like retards and spray each other with their wrist blood. Many people know about Warped Tour, but many think nothing of it. Emo is NOT punk, it is it's own genre. That's why all the little emo boys and girls go because they can feel so wanted there, as they are not in real life.

Kid: "Where are all the emo kids today?"

Kid 2: "Oh yeah, the Taste of Chaos is today."

Kid: "Good, now we can have a normal day at school."

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taste my rainbow

to go down on a girl/perform oral sex on a female

(Phone Conversation)
Boy:Girl I would love to taste ur rainbow.
Girl:Come over here then.

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blindfolded cum-tasting

A blindfolded cum-tasting is a masturbation game that a group of guys can play. One guy, naked, blindfolded and on his knees, has to eat the cumshots of all the dudes participating as they jack off on his tongue. The "taster" has to identify all the participants by the taste of their cum. They keep doing this until everyone is correctly identified, and then they choose another "taster" and do it again.

Several of our friends came to our pod last weekend, and we had a blindfolded cum-tasting -- what a cum-fest! I got cum-drunk!

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all tongue and no taste

all tongue and no taste is when someone either rich or has a lot of stuff but still buys ugly or naff stuff. similar to “money can’t buy taste”

i said it the other day when i couldn’t think of the phrase but i think it works

person 1: omg did you see jessica’s new designer bag?
person 2: it’s so fugly, who’d even pay that much for that shit?
person 1: fr, all tongue and no taste. if i were rich i’d buy decent stuff at least

the taste of my bed

To miss the comfort and warmth of your own bed.

I really do miss the taste of my bed