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The hardest teachers in the whole world. In the end they will either hook you up with great opportunities or fuck you over like the bitches they are.
A teacher that gives 9028745972 assignments that are due the next day, is a Bitchy Teacher
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most French teachers play funny or cool French songs but some make you study hard and then you start to die inside
French teachers
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1. A Band Geek's idol/hero
2. The person you almost called "Mommy" or "Dad"
3. The only teacher that stays from 6am to 5pm in the school
4. Your second Mother or Father
5. The only person you see all day at school
Band geek: I'm gonna go see the band teacher now...
Wanna be Band geek: Can I come!?!
Band geek: No Mrs.Mommmy.. I mean Mrs.Miceli said you have to join Band first!!
Wanna be Band geek: Band teacher shmand teacher Im going!!
Band geek: My mommy my mommy!!!! I mean uhhhh....
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See demon, hell, torture, inhumane, idiot, criminal, drug user, pimp, ho, possessed.
Sport teachers have a sadistic pleasure by making fun of students. Like, humiliating them, swearing at them, calling them names, belittling them, laughing at them, etc. I can go on forever. You can't say "no" to them when they ask you to play sport. They'll force you to or else you'll be in detention (that's much better than sport, IMO).
When you're tired they'll force you to go back to the field and play. When you miss-catch a ball, the sport teacher will call you "blind" and an "idiot". When you're sick they'll still FORCE you to play no matter what.
These guys have no sympathy at all. Plus, they secretly hate you. They wouldn't mind spanking you to death if the laws allow it. The word "mistake" doesn't appear in their dictionary, see what happens when you make a mistake during a sport lesson (like, forgetting to bring your uniform, not playing according to their roles, etc).
They are bigoted and hateful, and very ignorant too. You'll be hoping to have a sub during a PE lesson.
P.S - Writing lines is much better than doing sport. That's what I like doing (when I don't have my uniform).
Student: Oh, sir, I can't play no more. My feet are killing me.
Sport teacher: GET BACK TO THE FIELD....NOW!
Student: Please (helplessly).
Sport teacher: Are you deaf!? I said now!
Student: Oh, God!
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-one student who spends majority of their time fantasizing about work with their teacher.
-a student who visits a teacher everyday after school to help instead of ask for help
- one who raises their hand at every question and answers in run on sentences.
there is this kid in my biology class who is a teacher's pet. he cannot shut up. he runs to the class after lunch and seems to always be raising his hand.
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a very openly gay man to the class and he LIKES TO COMPARE THINGS IN CLASS LIKE OUR RAINBOW ART COLOUR SCHEMES TO THE PRIDE FLAG EVEN WHEN it's NOT EVEN INTENTIONAL LIKE WTF GAR- MR.M
yo mum my teacher
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teachers who go and have sexual fun at lunch time
they give each other oral
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