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when you “accidentally” like a pornographic post.
*scrolling through feed*
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”
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A man/horse who thinks he can still get away with playing Jesus in "Jesus Christ Superstar" despite the fact the movie version he stared in was made 1,000 years ago.
"I saw Ted Neeley in the park and asked to ride him, but my dad said I would probably break him."
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Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.
You can't grill it 'till you kill it.
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A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work
Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream
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Unfunctional person who can't do anything in theworld but rely on one important thing better than life, WoW.
I, Ted Valentine has dedicated this game to be my life and nothing more.
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A talented, patriotic, and quite funny rock guitarist. Should run for President of the US.
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When you tell a girl you love her inappropriately soon, like on the first or second date or during a first time hook up.
Unless she is the girl from swim fan she will most likely be freaked out by this declaration of love.
"Dude I messed up last night, I brought this cutie home from the bar last night and accidentally Ted Mosby-ed her mid makeout session. She just said she had to go, as it was getting late and left."
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