He's a big fat grape that didn't pass 1st grade
Thanos the snaper
Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.
Starlord: WHY?!
Thanos, tied up: UREEGNGNGNGHH
A middle-aged dad trying to save the world with his rock collection and his kid with down syndrome and one with autism and his fork, and a smurf fan Wanna-Be cyborg as his daughter.
Your dad is such a Thanos, Bro
A big prune teleporting in space in need of his 6 special stones.
Has a rock fettish
An angry grape with an octuple butt chin who needs some shiny rocks for his gold mitten.