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straight for Jesus

A very Christian man that has chosen to ignore his natural instincts and try to make a life with a female because of his belief that homosexuality is wrong.

Scott is straight for Jesus. He clearly is gay and checks me out all the time.

by Christopher J. Smith August 26, 2007

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Thinking straight

Opposite of thinking gay.

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.

by Frankie made us do it July 11, 2008

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Straight

adj. straight·er, straight·est
1. Extending continuously in the same direction without curving: a straight line.
10. straight - not homosexual
colloquialism - a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech
heterosexual - sexually attracted to members of the opposite sex
Synonyms : Hetrosexual, not gay, Utsav

Hey dude, I thought you were straight, why the pink t shirt then ?

by Arsestar April 28, 2011

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Grizzly Straight

Grizzly straight is a man's chewing tobacco. Tied with Grizzly Wintergreen in being badass, it shows a "I dont give a fuck what you think" attitude. Legend has it that Chuck Norris used to put a full tin of Grizzly Straight in his bottom lip and a full tin of Grizzly Wintergreen in his upper lip.
Be warned. Its not for pussys.

You see that bearded dude riding the harley?
He's rockin Grizzly Straight for sure

Mark is too big of a pussy to put in Grizzly straight

by Grizzly straight man April 21, 2011

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straight away

English (U.K.) for "right away". Immediately.

I'll leave for work straight away.

by doclagoa March 21, 2006

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Straight bottom

A straight bottom is a heterosexual man who like to be penetrated. He may go for pegging. He may take another man, but he bottoms for the feeling, not for attraction.

Top: I had sex with that guy.
Top’s friend: Really? I didn’t know he was gay.
Top: He’s not. He’s a straight bottom.

by Who’R’You July 12, 2019

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Gaga Straight

The process in which a male who normally identifies as homosexual becomes partially straight due to the idolization of Lady Gaga to the point where it can only be considered passionate, undying love.

Sean: Lady Gaga is actually really pretty during that performance.
Lizzy: Are you turning straight or something?
Sean: Uhh, no.
Lizzy: Oh, so you're Gaga Straight.

by xalwaysvindicatedx August 9, 2009

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