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When Sophie started a tv show on Netflix and doesn’t finish it. Moves on to the next show
“Stick to one show stop having tv show commitment issues.”
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catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain
catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell
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When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.
"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
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When you know your dog lowkey hates you, but you love it too much to care.
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
"My dog bit me yesterday, but I didn't scold her. Instead, I apologized and praised her for saying no and teaching me her consent boundaries."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."
having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid
having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid
What mega billionaire CEOs say when their business starts losing money because of incompetent decisions during a recession.
I take FULL responsibility for making this decision. But unfortunately 1100 of you have to be laid off because of macroeconomic issues.