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The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.
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Glad I got this pro-abortion where you have a followup in 1-3 weeks versus getting that am-abortion where you die of sepsis in 1-3 weeks.
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When someone who's pregnant in space goes to a spaceship airlock and put a vagina size part over top of the airlock and spreads her legs over, while the abortion technician hits the airlock release.SWOOOSH FETAL SPACE JUNK!
That space slut has had nineteen space abortions
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A person that was meant to be aborted when they were a fetus but survied due to the abortion failing or not being done correctly.
"I survived my mother's abortion, here abortion doctor tried to kill me, I am an abortion survivor."
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When you eat so much Arby's food, that you need it to surgically cut from your stomach and pulled out, like that of an abortion.
"Oh My God I ate three roast beef sandwiches AND two orders of curly fries doused in horsey sauce! I need an ARBY'S ABORTION!"
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A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.
I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!
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When carring a child that you do not want it get a "mexican abortion". Go to Mexico and hang from a chin up bar. Then have the locals take sticks and beat the shit out of you ovaries to abort the fetus.
Cheap? Yes.
Illegal? No
Reliable? You bet.
"Yeah so I got a Mexican-Abortion yesturday"
"Oh my god, like totally"
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