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Corporate paperweight

An employee who adds no value to a company but still gets a paycheck.

That 60 year old guy who don't know how to use computers that works in the it department is a corporate paperweight.

In the movie Office Space Milton is a corporate paperweight.

by Chaosmirage December 29, 2016


Valve Corporation

Valve is one of the best video game companies, making multiple popular IPs, and even making the king of PC gaming stores: Steam. Their IPs being:
Half life
Team Fortress
Counter Strike
Portal
And more
They sure do have some really good games, the last main Valve game made was Half Life Alyx, a VR exclusive game, that happens before half life 2.

Man, valve corporation really needs to release TF3

by WheatleyGuy3 June 30, 2023


Tyrell Corporation

(n) The (fictitious) corporation in the movie Blade Runner that made replicants.

After seeing this month's Playboy, the Tyrell Corporation finally made someone better than Sean Penn.

by stonecruiser August 18, 2009


Corporate Orphan

When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.

Damn, John and Richard both got fired, guess I am a corporate orphan now.

by Gangsta Billy September 5, 2018


Corporate Orphan

Noun: When all the members of your immediate team at work either resign, change roles, or are fired leaving you all by yourself because roles never get backfilled.

Tanner: Ugh, Tom, James, Megan and Joe all left the team. Now I have no team and have to do 5 jobs. I'm such a corporate orphan :(

by E60 - S85 January 13, 2022


Corporate Action

Partaking in sexual activity while at work.

"The boss was out of town so I used his office to get some Corporate Action from his secretary"

by tourettesguyrules August 29, 2008


go corporate

grind hard on the weekdays and get those results before you cut loose on the weekend

Mark: Ready to get smacked this weekend?
Matt: Nah, gotta write a paper for psych first. You know, go corporate or go home.

by basicblondebitch May 5, 2018