Duke Dennis

That dude yo girl told you not to worry about. This superman ass nigga does backflips all day long he has grills and shit like ok nigga we get it u can fuck my girl but just once big bro ok?? Ngl if i was a girl 👀

"yk Duke Dennis??"
"the one that be doing backflips and smilin with his grills ??"

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Mongo Duke

When you gotta take a huge shit. Worst than diarrhea. Worst than pretty much every other shit in the world.

Bruh I gotta take a huge shit. Aww no it's. MONGO DUKE!!!

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Duke Syndrome

A disease contracted from playing Duke Nukem for an extended period of time.

Side effects include:

- Constant sexual innuendos
- Thinking you're tougher than you actually are
- Swearing. A LOT
- Talking in a low, raspy voice

Joe: Hey man, what's up?
Tim: Go fuck yourself. I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.
Joe: What the fuck?
Matt: Don't mind him, he's been playing Duke Nukem Forever for 3 days. He's got a major case of Duke Syndrome.

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Code Duke

When three or more men penetrate a single woman in all available orafaces. Preferably taking place in a bathroom for periods of time exceeding 30 minutes.

That wacky lacrosse team totally pulled a Code Duke on that chick! Go Maryland!

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duke

to take a duke, means, to take a dump -- a bigass shit!!!

mike> whats up ace, what are you up to man...

ace> shiiiet.. i just took a BIGASS duke this morning, and I think I gotta take another one in a sec or two!

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duke university

Duke University is a place where those who write positive descriptions of the school on this website can write in intelligible english, while those who bash the school can't spell jersey, university, extremely, their, although, may, etc, and obviously attend either UNC or NC State or have taken a more respectable path in life, choosing to work at McDonald's. Duke University is the best school anywhere outside of Princeton, NJ, and Cambridge, MA, hands down.

If you go to Duke University, you probably wanted to go to Harvard and didn't get in. You also probably got into UPenn and chose Duke instead.

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papa dukes

I have heard this expression before but wonder where it comes from? I've heard it in rap lyrics before. I believe it refers to your parents as in, "my old man, I wouldn't mess with him". Like, don't mess with ol' papa dukes.

You could sneak out, but Papa Dukes is gonna catch ya.

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