yellow fever

When a white male has an excessive attraction towards females of the Asian persuasion regardless of how FOBISH or jacked up looking the girl really is; he’ll still think she’s the most fuckable thing on the planet. Also, they know nothing about the girls culture, can rarely tell the difference between any nationalities, think they all fuck like the girls they see in porn and never heard of Laos until King of The Hill.

Fevered: dude, I wanna fuck Trang!
Friend: are you kidding me? She’s missing half her teeth and is built like a 12 year old boy! Plus she barely speaks English! man! You’ve got yellow fever!

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arctic fever

when you are attracted to white girls only

Young-chan, do you like Asian girls? No, I have arctic fever.

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Maple Fever

When an American citizen (usually male) has feelings for a Canadian

Hey Kevin do you have maple fever because that's just weird

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Internet Fever

feeling unable to get off the internet or having the extreme eagerness to go on the internet.

(Matt): "Fuck school, i need to go on facebook, go on yahoo answers, check my fantasy team, play some shooting games, download music,and look at new porn."
(Matt's Mom): "Matt! Time for school!"
(Matt): "Momm, can I stay home today? I'm sick."
(Matt's Mom): "Why are you sick, honey?"
(Matt): "I have internet fever."

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Facebook Fever

When you open up a new internet browser and without meaning to, you type in f and press enter.

Dude, i thought we were working on the assignment?

Sorry bro, i've just got facebook fever...

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Mundelein Fever

a disease that inflicts 95% of Mundelein High school athletes. Its symptoms include the lack of ability to work out in the weight room or in the offseason. Also, causes athletes to think they suck at everything and will never win. No cure has been found yet.

Bob-Hey man why don't we ever win?

Jim-Cause we all have the Mundelein Fever

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Bieber Fever

The biggest epidemic since the Black Plague.

Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.

Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.

The only cure is more cowbell.

I've got BIEBER FEVER, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!

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