homie hopper

A homie hopper is someone who hangs with different people for the moment because there is something he/she wants or because it is exciting until they get bored and then jump ship to someone else.
Homie hoppers will steal your friends and control them as their own.

My ex is such a homie hopper. She talks to all of my friends and then ditches them after she gets what she wants.

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choad hopper

One who incessently moves from one inconsiderate, degenerate, assholish act to the other

Bill Clinton; Howard Stern; that college dorm mate who plays "gangsta rap" at 2:30 in the morning before your biggest final and leaves his boxers with the ralley car burnout mark in the ass, in the living room couch cushions where you are trying to have quality time with your beloved.

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dingle hopper

a dingle hopper is a way to say EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS!

i heard that ted has a dingle hopper.

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Hoppers lass

(hop-pers lass)

A right dog of a lass that is neither male nor female.

"Did you see who he was with?"
"Aye, that was Mark."
"He's got a right Hoppers lass!"
"Aye, rather!"

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Shoulder hopper

(surfer slang) A person who frequently engages in the activity of shoulder hopping.

Man, look! Another shoulder hopper down the beach! Damn, this beach sucks sometimes.

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Halo Hopper

A person in an online multiplayer first person shooter game that uses a skill developed playing Halo to jump around an enemy while shooting, usually winning the battle via a spray and pray tactic

Guy1: o sh*t o sh*t...... Bam! owned!
Guy2: your a queer halo hopper!
Guy1: .... Again.... OWNED!

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puto hopper

If your a guy and go to a bar and are approached by a female. She then tries to set you up with her best gay boyfriend only to find out your straight. Your offended and walk away as far as possible only to have that puto hopper follow you around like a grass hopper because he can't take his eye off you.

Mitch "Dude why the fuck are we hopping around this bar so fast? We just got here"

Nathanial "Bro some chick tried to set me up with her guy friend and that puto hopper won't stop following me!"

Chance "Dude let's get the fuck out of this place quick!"

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