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Let's go to Mcdonalds, I hear it's like Heaven on Earth!
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Enough sh*t talking people. McDonalds is an awesome place and it'll remain awesome. their fries taste great and the big macs they serve are with no doubt- awesome.
dude 1: I'm hungry
dude 2: well go to McDonalds, that place serves great food no doubt.
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An annual multi-billion dollar restaurant mega-franchise operating on every continent throughout the world, yet what they pay the employees - a full time crew member doesn't even make enough per month to rent a one-bedroom studio apartment. (At least in California).
The first brand that comes to mind when the average person hears the phrase "fast food".
A restaurant chain that eerily imposed itself as being a staple of American culture.
If you are an employee at this restaurant and only speak English you will have to use a lot of hand gestures, head nodding, and head shaking.
A restaurant where all the Hispanic employees yell at each other for no reason
A safe haven of a workplace for Hispanic immigrants who don't really want to assimilate or learn then English language.
A restaurant where as a crew member you feel like a subhuman because of the cheesy uniform they make you wear, the rude, nasty "guests" they expect you to serve while smiling at them and pretending to like them.
A restaurant where you will hear at least three things spill or drop in the kitchen area every hour.
A restaurant that makes the few people people with smarts that work there really want to get an education and get a paying job. Not one that pays peanuts!
Maria: Susie!!! Cuatro hamburgeusa por favor!!!
Joe: What? I thought we were in America?
(Something then spills in the kitchen)
Mario: Merda!!!
Another day at McDonalds!
Maria: Joe, get a mop and the dustbin! Arriba! Arriba!
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The greatest fast food place ever. Nuff said.
"Damn thats an awesome burger!! Must be from McDonalds!"
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last time i went there all i saw were some beaners.
yum im eating a beaner sandwich made by a beaner.
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If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. shade@ministryofsound.net. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.
Why are McNuggets always cold?
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Your boyfriend wants anal and promises you a meal, takes you to McDonalds, and you pay for yours AND his!
Lad:Awwwwwww my ex wud neva let me av anal! your a propa safe bird u r!
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?
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