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The most Brocken kid you’ll meet he’s so clapped and thinks he’s clever he hasn’t had a shower in weeks and never takes his gay jacket iff
Oh shit there’s nit bag Neil getting plowed by spendogs
neil cicierega (also known as lemon demon) has made multiple bangers over the past 21 years, including hits such as "two trucks" and "birdfucker" (birdfucker was created under the name grapes and sunshine, and it took him two years to admit to making it. shameful.) he has a wife, ming doyle, and a child who i forgot the name of.
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)
person #1: "do you know who neil cicierega is?"
person #2: "yes, he invented sharks"
Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago
“Which room did we book again?”
“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message”
This boy has a huge dick and he is ripped, all the girls want him and he is married to a woman with perfect boobs and a hott butt.
Neil Adams a man who has all
The girls after him and is married to a perfect woman
A duo that never quits and is never angry at each other. Great at everything they do like basketball, hockey, and lacrosse.
Neil and Jake are good friends
Niggle Neil is a mythical character part of the folklore of a local town in Hurstville New South Wales in Sydney Australia. Niggle Neil is known by the locals to lie and trick the locals into believing his fantastical stories. Some of the local children fondly refer to him as Niglis Piglis sometimes.
O my good news I’ve been bamboozled by Niggle Neil, I can’t believe I actually fell for his Dunbar rover lie!