Ground People

Those people you always see studying in the hallways at school. Often found in large groups of people (called a clique) ,and normally seen reading, working with a laptop, or other electronic device, in front of, or near their locker's.

These people will often not give you their full attention if called upon

Ben: Hey what's up?

Ken: Just a second... (Finishes writing) Oh - uh, just studying for my test later today.

Ben: Oh. That's uh, cool. Wanna walk with me over to Timmies (Canadian Coffee shop)

Ken: Nah, bro. Sorry. Maybe another time? I really need to study.

Ben: Fine, go join the Ground People. Be a dumbass.

Ken: Nah bro. You're the dumbass. I'm the one that's gonna pass bro!

Chair People

Peasants who know not that sitting is the biggest killer in America.

Look at those chair people, sitting in their little chairs with disengaged muscles. I bet they don’t know that sitting is the biggest killer in America.

Foster the People

The best fucking band out there. Their albums are: Torches, Supermodel, and Sacred Hearts Club

You ever heard of Foster the People?
No, is that rap shit?
No.

Getting People

Driving around town bumping hard, while passengers obnoxiously hang out of the window and try and instigate reactions from bystanders. Very amusing.

I'm bored, there's nothing to do.
I don't know, how bout we spend the night driving around just getting people?

Yo crank it crank it, get this guy!

Look, an old bi*ch, get her!

A dog, get it!

Gay people

Gay people are people who look up gay people

Gay people are gay

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Fake people

Someone who talks behind someone’s back then smile in their face like nothing happened 2 weeks/months ago.

Fake people:
Ashley to Brittany: omg do you see Annas boots lmao, she looks like she got them from the dollar store.
Brittany to Ashley: Righttt! Also did you smell her breath it smells like assholes.

Laughs together
4 months later
Ashley to Anna together: Hey Anna, you look really pretty today.I like your hair.

Ashley to Anna: Righttt! Do you want to come to the movies with us tomorrow night?

Anna: Sure guys, that’s really nice of you!

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people's-champion

(n) someone who lost a contest but considered the winner regardless, especially in the public eye.

The underdog boxer surprised the crowd by finishing the match; though he lost via the judge's score, the fan's considered him the people's-champion.

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