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plastic dinosaur

something u shove in someone's dick

person 1: hey
person2: hey
person 1: want a plastic dinosaur in ur in dick
person2: why not

by nessie-bitch November 21, 2020


plastic rocket

When someone does something big that turns out to be a disappointment, like a shitty plastic rocket that goes into the air only to turn out into nothing.

Jerry's date with Tiffany turned out to be a plastic rocket.

by YungBillyJet December 17, 2016


Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.

My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."

by TheDigitalRealist August 28, 2021


Plastic Perker

A "Plastic Perker" (A danish term) or en english "Plastic Paki".

Is a white person (Usually danish) and usually a guy trying to look and sound like a middle eastern person.
So they probably wear a gucci fanny pack, Skinny jeans or an adidas track suit in grey.
Some of them also wear puffer jackets, but that you can wear thoose without being a "Plastic perker".

Ex. "Eeow wallah bror kommer du ella hvad dig?" or "Yaaaa yallah kom habibi vi skal ud og se nogen ordentlig shababs".

They also tend to use arabic words even tho they dont really know what they mean.
In reality they probably grew up in copenagen with a mom named Betina nd have never TOUCHED middleeastern ground.
They also smoke, It could be Cigs or Vapes, it doesnt really matter.

"ej se lige ham der, han er rigtig plastic perker"

"du hved godt gilli er plastc perker ing?"

by Fuck.frederiksberg.piger October 11, 2022


Plastic badges

Also known as rent-a-cops, the plastic badges have no authority and are basically just a tattletale system for the actual police.

Yo the plastic badges were all up in my face today cuz i was walking my dog on the school's soccer field.

by jetsfan98 December 21, 2010


Plastic Fortress

The large, locked cabinet in drug stores, often holding razors, mp3 players, medicine, etc. They are hated among most customers, because of the extra work needed when retrieving the products

"Can I get an employee to open this plastic fortress please!?"

"Gosh I hate CVS..."

by MobsterLobster November 13, 2014


plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.

Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.

by Imalevolent February 21, 2019