I wanted to bang my girlfriend, but all I could muster was a few poots a cum.
An abbreviated version of the classic Puto sexual slur. Appropriate for use at work; SFW (safe for work) , especially when directed at supervisors. Guys named Obet or Raymundo especially like being given this moniker.
Sup Poot.
A high pitched fart, that sounds like a misplayed trumpet note.
Did you just poot? Or maybe you forgot to tell me that you've started learning the trumpet?
Poots is slang for a desktop computer (PC).
"I'm getting on the Poots" - My Dad
A gay mans fart that comes from butt sex instead of gas.
Damn Tom did you fart?
No I pooted, that sex was great!
A really disappointing cum shot
Ashley: So how was Adam last night😏
Brittany: He said he was packin’ hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.