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A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel
I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.
1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."
2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."
A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.
Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.
Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?
Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.
Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?
Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!
The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.
Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th
pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ
Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."