Random
Source Code
Random
Inserting your hand into the anus of someone with bad hemorrhoids.
Put my arm up father john after school. Felt like I had a fist full of quarters. He had some shocking
hemorrhoids
a server that is like home. i know it’s cringy but the people in this server mean so much to me. through good times and bad this server got me through it all. i love you all so so very much
9/3 quarters is the best server
when you get shit faced and try to take a dump but fall asleep on the toilet and wake up next to your turd on the floor.
Justin: OmGZ!! Emmett wake up you mopped the quarter deck last night! I just puked all over the bathtub 2!! Were so bad ass dude!!
Emmett: Well i didnt shit myself cause the shit wasnt actually on me. So im still cool.
An anorexic woman with a yeast infection.
i went to mcdonalds and i ate a quarter pounder with cheese.
53👍 43👎
One whos penis is a quarter inch... usally used as a diragatory twards that rather small penis
your boyfriend has a quarter inch killer
21👍 13👎
To have sex with your chick then walk away about 2 minutes in. Three hours later tackle her to the ground and carry on with the sexy times.
Mary: Where did you get them bruises from Sandra?
Sandra: Shaun gave me the quarter back sneak last night,
the little bastard.
Mary: The fucker! Adam did that the other day to me, got me whilst I was ironing and burnt me ricker on the iron!
16👍 10👎
A Quarter ounce is generally used to describe approximately 7 grams of cannabis as a slang term, also known as a 'dime bag' and is generally costing between $10-$25 dollars depending on where you live.
Henry knows a guy that knows a guy that sells quarter ounces for ten bucks !
33👍 498👎