ring of fire

The after-effects of a skittery shit post-curry eating. The skin around the anus becomes hot and nippy. The sufferer feels extreme fear of the pain if they need to revisit for a second round of skitters.

Man has just left local curry house and has partaken a VERY hot Vinda Loo! He has been in the loo for about half an hour and shouts to his wife "I'm neva goin Indian again i have a ring of fire!!!"

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kiss the rings

v. to show respect, often used in the imperative tense.

This phrase originated as a result of the protocols observed during audiences with the catholic pope. At the close of the audience, the subordinate would traditionally show his respect to the leader of the church by kissing the papal sigil ring.

"I've got a 2pm meeting with the boss... but I'm not about to kiss the rings."

"You just got crushed 49-0 in Madden-- kiss the rings, bitch!"

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cinammon ring

the sphincter, the (usually) darker area surrounding the anal cavity

I was gettin' down on the cuunilingus, until I got a whiff of her nasty cinammon ring.

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Ring me

To call someone

Ring me when you get home bbg

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ring down

A sort of cult like meeting where (usually) females of college age gather in a circle passing around a candle with an engagement ring on it. During this, they sing an incantation to bring down a blessing upon the couple.

There’s a floor meeting tonight, I wonder if Georgia is having a ring down.

Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get married.
Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get married.
Gee I really love you and we’re gonna get married.

Going to the chapel of love
- the incantation

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Rubbing Rings

The sexual act of rubbing anuses together. Usually accomplished via perpendicular butt cheeks.

Did you hear about Tompkins? Yeah he was totally Rubbing Rings with one of his frat bros last night.

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Hot Ring

When an individual eats a plethora of spicy foods, and then the next day takes a huge dump. This resulting burning sensation around the ring of your anus is known as hot ring. Feels similar to a scorching case of herpes.

Last night I ate three atomic peppers from Juan's Taco shack. The next day I had the worst hot ring.

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