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campbell river no longer the “salmon capital of the world” more like beauty capital of the world where the boys rip the bong, breeze, and pack fat lips. Not much to do here, but party, smoke weed, and bang pucksluts. Where the girls drink half a Palm Bay and are shit faced and just wanna fuck then use “i was drunk” as an excuse for not being called a slut.
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a small city with a few churches, Gas stations and bars. Nothing else. It is approximately 1 square mile and some how has 10,000 residents. Its public school system is corrupt and screws the intelligent kids. and When ever someone says thats where they grew up, They die a little inside. Its is just a suburb of Detroit.
Hey, I'm from River Rouge. Theres nothing to fucking do, I cant get a job anywhere, almost every other house on my block is a slum, and the school put me in special ed over my calculus class. This fucking sucks, I'm going to Sandusky Ohio.
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Shit found in a river or lake, usually after a large group of tubers has passed or a large group of boaters stayed in one place for a long time.
"Dude, I thought you needed to find a bathroom? "
"Nah, I dropped a river snickers ."
Illegal Mexican immigrants that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande river into the US
Cletus: I'm sick of those fucking river rocks coming and taking our jobs
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco
A painful urination, likely caused a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Oh man, I just peed a fire river!
Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”
A sexual act where a man or woman pees at the top of their partners butt crack, allowing the pee to run down their crack and flowing over their butt hole, aka your gray raisin.
"Dude, I gave Jordan a River Raisin the other day. He loved it but the clean up wasn't fun"