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While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?
A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”
When a hot prostitute is passed back and forth between an Iranian and a Nicaraguan while ignoring that she has AIDS. You then finish by peeing on her as a form of a tip, i.e. trickle-down economics.
Ey essay, me and this Iranian guy gave this ho the Ronald Reagan, man. I probably need to go to the free clinic but it was worth it vato.
Like Trump, but more successful and more manipulative. He undid the new deal, decimating the middle class and regressing America to the gilded age of the 1890s. Like Trump, he was ultra conservative and a spearhead of the ideals of corporatocracy and American oligarchy.
Ronald Reagan was anti union. I don’t trust anyone who is anti union. ~Me
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420th President of the United States
He started his career at age 12 Working as a Mc. Donalds Employee, at age 14 he got fired for being a Simp
He started becoming a president at the age of 69, and currently has a criminal record of stealing everyone's burger
Ronald Mc. Trump is the 420th President of the United States of America
the lewd act of getting oral sex while driving and ordering fast food from McDonald’s drive through
“I think this girl may be the one man. The other day, getting McRibs, without coercion or words, she laid a Ronald McNobber on me.”
“Wait, the McRib is out?”
A phase mainly 12vies fall into these days. This phase is a phase that dresses and face itself like their Lord and Saviour, Ronald McDonald. The only meals they'll eat is McDonalds 24/7, cuz why not.
They even fantasize Ronald McDonalds and make heaps of fan fiction cuz that's what their purpose life is.
They Claim that it is NOT a PHASE.
12vie: "It's NOT A PHASE MOMM... I REALLY AM RONALD MCDONALD"
*Mom facepalm at their mistaken child at their Ronald McDonald Phase