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Cookies that girl scouts buy the whole stock of from Safeway, Walgreens, etc.. and re-sell for a higher price than what they payed for. They do usually taste pretty good, but only because its from somewhere else. And for the price, nah not worth it, just get cookies from your local grocery store.
Guy: How much do these Girl scout cookies costs?
Girl scout: 10$
Guy: 10$?! for only 10 cookies?! I can just go to the Safeway down the street and get the same cookies for 5$!
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A paramilitary group full of young and impressionable children that undergo harsh training, torture, and Hunger Games-like wilderness survival training in order to one day take over the world with martial law in mind.
The Boy Scouts of America are coming!
Oh shit run for it!
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You cook a marshmallow over a fire until jet black and on fire, then you pull down the victim’s pants and brand him on his right asscheek
“I gave my little sister a dirty Boy Scout and now I have a rape case”
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When your doorbell rings and you somehow know, without looking, that it is a girlscout ready to sell you delicious, creamy, scrumptious Girl Scout cookies. Usually only fat people have this 6th sense
*Ding Dong*
Man: OMG that is a Girl Scout ring! I want my cookies
Woman: how do you know?
Man: I don't know, I just have a sense of the Girl Scout ring
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One who wears short pants, yells far too much, and is of the homosexual persuasion. Almost always owns very expensive firearms, but is unable to use them properly.
Bjorn acted like a German Scout Leader when he went to Area 52.
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those fucks that spend their time butt-fucking each other and helping old women across the street
I know this kid jim, hes in the boy scouts... hes got aids... in his ass...
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After seeing a man's penis, in order to restore order of to the universe you must show that man your penis.
Adam: You gotta show that man your dick back to restore order to the universe man! Boy Scout Rule of D's!
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