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Like a football/soccer slide tackle, But you use 2 feet so if you catch them it will hurt them.
Phil is pissing me off. I’m going to two foot him
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Now, it's two men. Is about two men who get into all kinds of scrapes.
Mark: This could be your last bath
Phil: Now we're just two men
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Two faced is when a friend has two sides. they act one way in front of u but when they not near u they talk about u
me:hi u want to go to the movies
two faced:sure
kelly:y were u talking to her
two faced:cause i was tellin her to get swag
kelly:good cause she need it
two faced:i kno
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Something that exists that I would like to NOT be annoyed by, considering anyone that likes her and Darling in the Franxx will defend her heavily and talk shit at me, making me wish I had a Baton at my side, so I can Vibe Check them with a nasty Headshot.
Weeb: "I think that Zero Two may be the best Waifu. Like, I beat off to her every night bro, like, I WISH she existed irl."
Me: "Um, who you talkin to?"
Weeb: "Bro we're in a Discord server with other weebs, tryna talk to them, stfu"
Me: "I've officially reached the point where I could give two shits about your opinion"
Weeb: "Who asked?"
Me: "... For you to be here?"
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Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.
Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"
Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."
also:
Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"
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derogatory term for security guards... from 5-0 (slang for police)
Two-five kicked me outta the food court for NO REASON, yo.
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When you take such a large dump, you need to flush the toilet so it doesn't clog or overflow.
After a scrumptious 3 burrito dinner, I punched out a nice two bowler in the can.
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