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When a guy won't ask out a girl
Shea have you asked her out yet? Don't be a lonesome wolf
masturbating an extremely hairy phallus.
"the date went so well, but the sex was awful; I ended up pullin' wolf for 40 minutes and didn't even get to cum. . . . . . ."
When you own a 1995 yamaha timberwolf and you get crazy on it in the snow!
yo johnny just got buck around that corner on the twolf! so now he is T Wolfing
A boy who only dates older women and courts them ferociously.
He's dating a woman 5 years older than him. He's such a baby wolf.
To finger a woman with a hairy vagina.
Joe: Hey I totally poked the wolf last night!
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.
When you get drunk and throw up into someone's mouth then have them throw that back up into your asshole, then have then either shove their dick up your ass or tongue punch your fart box, all while both parties are wearing wolf fursuits.
1. I'm gonna Booze Wolf the fuck outta you.