Lizard on a chair

A excellent replacement of the lyrics "living on a prayer" in the song Living On A Prayer

Woah we're half way there
Woah-oh lizard on a chair

epic chair

A term denoting anything with a very minor or incredibly boring distinguishing characteristic.

Look at that ladybug with an extra spot. That's a pretty epic chair.

Dump Chair

Toilet.

I'll be right back, gotta use the dump chair real quick.

Galaxy Chair

An extra large wheelchair used primarily at airports and hospitals in which fat people are pushed around.

We need a galaxy chair at gate C-19.

chip and a chair

All that a skilled player needs to win a poker game.

I put John all-in with my pocket aces. He called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. But I've still got a chip and a chair, and so I can still win, just like Jack Straus at the 1982 World Series of Poker.

lettuce chair

Safe word generally used for when he or she puts it in the wrong hole

Top : oh yeah baby

Bottom : LETTUCE CHAIR

gear chair

the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.

you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.

-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty

-the gear chair kicks it

-the gear chair gets its kick it on