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Verb: To steal something.
Noun: Someone who thinks they're "well'ard" wears a baseball cap pointing straight up, sometimes (fake) Burberry, wears tracksuits tucked into their socks
I chavved your pen
That guy is such a chav
You fucking chav
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There are people in the world who think that the label "Chav" is classist, and refers to those who are working class. However, once and for all, it does not. "Chav" in fact refers to those who have absolutely no respect for anything at all, though in fact demand to be respected all the same. They can be found spitting on the streets; they can be found sitting in bus shelters cadging a smoke off other people; they can be found in courtrooms everywhere for street crimes. They will happily attack anyone who so much as looks at them (Ex. 1), all the while hurling abuse at people who are differently dressed/significantly older/significantly younger/in a smaller group. They somehow eke amusement out of destroying that which has been created by others, including bus shelters and spraying graffiti over fresh paint. They refuse to accept any responsibility for anything, ever, and if they find themselves in a tight spot in life, it is always someone else's fault. (Ex. 2.) They also have a tendency to sponge off the state. For example, somewhere in not-so-Great Britain there is a family who have literally 12 children. Nobody in the family works, and because of the system the children allow the parents to claim £44,000 a year in benefits. That's close to £4000 a month (I myself work, and earn around £600), and the parents then go on to claim that they can't stop having kids "because they cannot afford condoms". They receive £4K a month and they can't spare a tenner for some johnnies?
All in all, chavs are indeed the scourge of Britain and I would urge the politicians of Britain to realise that hoodies don't need a hug, they need a lengthy prison sentence and good rehabilitation to make sure they don't reoffend.
And a swift kick up the arse wouldn't go amiss either.
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Person: <glances up at chav so that he or she may avoid walking into them.>
Chav: Wot u lookin at m8? <Attacks person>
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Far be it from me to talk about myself while defining something, but I once had a conversation with a chav who said that she failed in school because she talked in class, and she said that it was her teacher's fault for not being able to shut her up.
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You wanna know what a chav is? Google Image search it, cos it disturbed me for life!!!
And so you get big groups of chavs hanging around outside McDonalds/bus stops/shopping centres trying to look intimidating... Well until my equally intimidating emo friends come over, have a fight, and flatten them, of course.
Chav phrases include, "uite?", "brap", "bruv", "bling", "i is sayin", "boss", "class" and "Whatever, Yo Mother works at McDonalds," usually with some vulgar hand gestures.
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Mentally retardedfuckwits who have no sense of style and wear trackies,fake clothing,"bling" fron argos and baseball caps(preferrably tn or burberry). They drink cheap cider and often have kids before they turn 20. The are the English equivilant of wiggas and are the most hated social group in the UK. They use strange langauge such as "innit" and "safe" and "wotchu lukin at?!" /
"'ere mate will you lend us a fag ,coz like i giv me bird mi last un for her kid n i need 1 innit coz um, coz if u dont ill fukin kik ur hed alr8?" . For celebrity parodies of chavs see "Lauren" from Catherine Tate,Ali-G or the classic, "vicky pollard from little britian". For a real chav see devvo.
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chavs are tramps who thnk they are so cool by standing in the streets, they are desperate people ,they are tramps,dumb,they have stupid attitude problems, and they are tramps...TRAMPS.TRAMPS
male:attitude poblem,wear track suits ,blonde hair usualy or dyed blonde ,addidas trainers and crap...well there r loads but i can't sit here telling every gud thing(no gud things) abt them and bad things
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see: cunt or fucking loser
those chavs r cunts and fuckin losers innit m8
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someone who enjoys going out at weekends to go on a "sesh" Most of these people wear clothes such as Henleys, G-star, Gio Goi and Fly 53. But there are some people who can wear these labels without being classed as a chav. They have no imagination and tend to copy what other people do or say.
Normal person 1: Omg look at that chav, he wears such chavvy clothes.
Normal person 2: Yeh i know, what a chav
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