Rub Club

The collection of memories you think about while masturbating or to otherwise achieve orgasm. See: Spank Bank.

The wild sex I had last night with my boyfriend is definitely going in the rub club for when I'm out of town.

Wive's Club

A group of single ladies that do everything wives cannot, while participating in wife like activities. (mainly boozing)

SCENARIO #1

Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??

Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!

SCENARIO #2

Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!

Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!

SCENARIO #3

Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!

Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...

Yub Club

A club founded in 1997 by a group of young students determined to make the world a better place.

Armored Eagle and Rising Phoenix are the last two active Yub Club members.

clubbing dodos

Having sex with easy women, usually because of their low self esteem.

Last night at the Pub, Nick was clubbing dodos again.

Clubbing Legend

One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.

Competencies includes, but is not limited to,

Grinding

Bumping

Drinking

Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.

Negotiating drugs/pussy

Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"

Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"

Club Shove

Giving someone in a club (or pub) a shove, usually because they're stepping all over your shoes or hitting you in the head with their badly co-ordinated limbs.
The club shove is to be expected on big nights out in town and usually realitively consequence free because you can always blame it on your dancing.

Kate decided that the only way to stop her brand new heels being trod on AGAIN was to impliment the club shove on this guys ass, luckily she could blame her spastic dancing as the reason for him being hit.

static club

Frame banging static boys #fuckbags

“You order anything from the new static club merch drop?” 😳 ultimate flex