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Not only to be 'pissed'
Not only to be 'pissed as shit'
But to be 'fucking pissed as shit'
Not to be confused with 'Mother fucking pissed as shit'
Normally is caused by the lack of pussy grinding on your dick, going positive in call of duty or having homework on the weekend.
Broski 1: Hey dude whats up?
Broski 2: Nothing much just fucking pissed as shit...
Broski 1: Dude, how come?? whats wrong? (NO HOMO)
Broski 2: I was playing Call of Duty and I told my bitch to give me a rim job and she shot me down.
Broski 1: Dude....How aren't you mother fucking pissed as shit?
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WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING THAT IS WEIRD LIKE THE GUY NEXT TO YOU
OK ummm what is that fuck this shit I'm out.
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Easily the best statement to use in any situation where the answer to anything is some simp shit that you would rather not deal with. Like most things...
Oh my god your an ugly bitch! Fuck the Bull Shit... im going to score some oxycontin hoe.
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What you say if something strange or surprising happens.
When Charlie hit his toe, he screamed out "Damn!Shit!Fuck!"
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1.When a male sticks his erect penis into a piece of shit by welding two feces into the shape of two breasts. Therefore Tit Fucking the Shit, or the practice of ShitFuckerry/FuckShit.
2. Something you say when the randomest crap happens or you get so pissed off about something.
1. Jack: "Damn, bro. I knew Levy was a nerd but I had no clue he would Tit Fuck the Shit!"
2. When Johnny's girlfriend dumped him, his mom died, his dog threw up on him, and he broke his nose he had one thing left to say. "TIT FUCK THE SHIT!!!"
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When a gentleman makes love to a woman in a very passionate way.
First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"
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Someone who can't figure out the simplest of tasks.
One who has failed utterly at life and should leave.
Guy 1: Hey come on over here man.
Guy 2: Ok! I'm just going to cross this street.
*gets hit by car*
Guy 1: Oh man what a dumbass shit fuck!
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