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Kinda like happy wife happy life except less self-centered.
Wife says “happy wife, happy life” husband replies“naw ya greedy bitch, happy spouse happy house. That shit works both ways. “
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Very horny. Highly sexually excited.
Could also refer to one's famous promiscuity.
Gets its form from the term "trigger happy" and as such can be used with identical versatility.
"Baby, you make me so... I don't want to say "horny" because that sounds too vulgar. Fuck-happy. You make me SO fuck-happy."
"Why did you and Rick split up?" "Let's just say that prick got a little too fuck happy around my sisters."
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tissue used to wipe off bodily fluids expressed as a result of masturbation, typically from a male, but also applicable to females.
CB: How long has it been since you've been laid?
Jane: It's been a while...
CB: Oh wait...is that why I saw all those happy tissues near your bed?
Jane: Yup! I conk out afterwards and forget to clean up.
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A description that can be applied to a male or female. When applied to a male it usually means that he thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and is happy to use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock (any cock) inside her.
Malcolm would be cock happy, but he hasn't got one.
Janice is cock happy, but even she draws the line at Malcolm.
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A bag of weed that you either got for free, already made back your money on, or got for free. You are happy because the entire thing can be smoked free of charge for yourself
I bought a quarter pound, sold some, when all was said and done I made back my money and had an ounce for a happy bag.
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Bunch of scallies who made a few million quid then pissed it up the wall. Revolutionised indie, rock and dance music in the process. Also introduced ecstasy to the north of England.
"That DJ was a cunt"
"I know, he didn't even have any Happy Mondays"
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weed...yeah thats really all...just ... weed
man, we smoked a pound of happy grass last night
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