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(1) Somebody who yells hateful things at you out of his/her window. Most of the time gets really pissed about traffic and thinks that yelling and beeping a horn will get traffic to move along. Usually a middle-aged man or an old lady.
(2) Those people who scream random phrases at you from out of their car window while passing by. These Highway, or car Banshees sometimes make the mistake of yelling at you from a red light. Most likely children with nothing better to do.
Middle aged man: "HEY! Move the f*ck along you whiny b*tch!!"
Me: "SHUT UP you Highway Banshee!!"
Young child: "HI!" "I LOVE YOU!"
Me: "Uggg.."
Friend: That kid was such a Highway Banshee."
A Highway Camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.
When I got into an accident, the Eye on the Highway saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.
The walk between Tahiti, Hooters, and possibly a yard of beer at Yard house
The boy's started at Yardhouse, had a yard of beer. then walked to Hooters to see boobs and get a Trash Can. To end the night the boy's went to Tahiti to see Jenny and have a Mai Tai. this is was we call the Providence Highway Trail
phrase for RVs, pickups pulling humongous Camper Trailers, Holiday Camper Vans , including Minivans, driven leisurely by visiting tourists often in a foreign land trying to take in all the sights and everyone of these drivers going way slower than posted speed limits on major Highways
There you go we are stuck on this highway because that Highway Plug upfront dictates the pace for the rest of us, and this is a 110 zone !!!
Term used for truckers who been off the road for a period of time and keep getting the urge to get back behind the wheel
Doug " Do you miss the road Terry?"
Terry " Everyday I go through highway withdraw "
Doug " God thats rough"
An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.
“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”
1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.
2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?