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A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.
I whipped it out and strung a Jizz bead on her neck...Awesome!
A white old dog that can be referred to as jizz dog
I saw my friend's dog, an old white haired jack russel, JIZZ DOG
When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.
Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.
Billy: My pre-jizz is making my cock go smoothly
Cindy: Yes I love it
A vagina
Honey, I can't wait for you to fill my jizz pocket tonight!
A penis the ejaculates without an erection.
I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.