seat meat

The flesh that gets trapped in gaps and holes in seats and pokes out. Especially with fat people and garden chairs

Look at that land whale her seat meat looks like you could cut it off and fry chips in it.

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seat gypsie

A person or group of people who often move their seat at lunch, sporting event, or any other place in fear of having to sit next to someone they do not deem as cool.

Parker- Why do those kids always start a new table at lunch?
Jon- They're seat gypsies...

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toilet seat

An inconsistency in someone's characteristics, behaviours, beliefs or actions. Refered to as such because, like a toilet seat, they're always undecidedly "up and down" about whatever it is.

"Is Jim going to the party on Saturday?"

"Naw. He's being a toilet seat about it."

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take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.

Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!

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Seat humper

a derogatory term for a bike rider

there's skaters, fruit-booters, andthen there's seat humpers

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THE Hot Seat

When two people have to poop at the same time. They perform the Hot Seat.

Subject one sits on the toilet with legs spread to make a hole, while subject two faces subject one and sits on his lap and poops between subject ones legs.

Harold and I had to take a shit, so we went ahead and did the hot seat.

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bow seat

Worst seat in the boat.

Did u feel bow seat's rush? It was so bad today.

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