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You own Luxury Items, such as an iPad, fast WiFi or a Gaming PC with an GeForce 1080, but you use them to look at you're massive Debt.
Man, im First-World Poor.
Why did you buy your PC?
To look at my Bank Account.
And, how much money do you have?
I am 10 grand in debt.
Why didn't you use your iPad?
I use that to look at my debt on the go.
You stupid Idiot...
A group of men whose lives are made miserable by work/chores and decisions forced upon them by their wives.
After Matt's wife picked out his clothing for the day she "suggested" that he go clean the pool before accompanying her to shop for shoes. Matt wondered if there was a local meeting of the Poor Bastard Society this evening at the country club bar.
Poor wingmanship is the term used to denote uncooperative and unsupportive behavior between two or more friends at social gatherings such as bars, clubs, and/or parties. Not interfering when your friend interacts with unattractive or subpar choices of women or men, by allowing interaction to be carried out farther than polite social contact. When your friend is unable to make rational decisions regarding the person in question due to excessive inebriation and you fail to intervene, you are a poor wingman.
You let me take home that guy with big ears and bad teeth! Dude, that's poor wingmanship!
A person with a large sum of student loan debt, yet still has money for brunch, festivals, and Apple products.
I’m not poor, I’m millennial poor
A response to something that you really don't give a shit about. Meaning you care more about a non-existant bear than the persons problem.
Person 1: dude tina broke up with me
Person 2: awwwww poor bear
Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear
any public transportation (bus, train, subway, metro) where you are the ONLY person getting a ride
I rode the poor man's limo home today.
For the second time this month I got the poor man's limo to take me home.
Getting drunk or high. You may not have the money to go to Disneyland, but for twenty bucks you can get shitfaced enough that you won't care.
c.f. Ani DiFranco "My Country Tis of Thee"
Haven't seen Dog all week. Where he at?
He on the poor man's vacation.