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The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea
"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"
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When you fuck a man with a dildo 2 metres long in the anus and procced to cum in there mouth. Then drink the liquid shit stired up from the dildo out of a dirty hookers cunt. and then drop a fat steamy shit on the mans stomach that was made from that own mans shit.
Im gonna monkey tail you in your moms basement.
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The enormous rear spoiler found on some classic Porsche 911 race cars.
That '74 Carrera RSR has a badass whale tail.
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A disease that hamsters get where their ass is very wet and they constantly have smelly diarrhea.
Me: Dude, my hamster got wet tail and it's smells bad.
Friend: Poor little shithole.
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This is a practical joke where you would take a crap, then take the turd and place it on a friends or enemy's car anttena.Making sure to leaving enough room for a little of the antenna to be above the turd. Best when done in cold months that it can actually form and stay on the antenna.
Cat-tailing} - A turd on a car antenna.
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When liquid shit explodes out of your butt and sprays up your back or on your shirt in a feathery fan shaped spray resembling that of a rooster's tail.
Wayne had to quit work at the post office early that day because when he came out of the bathroom he realized that he had a large rooster tail on his uniform.
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A patch of hair above a guy/girl's ass.
He has a hot, smooth body except for his bunny tail.
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